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  • waitingGC
    03-09 08:47 AM
    It says India took a total of 41254 visas, but if you total the columns including family pref it comes to 32030. What am I missing?? Anyway how does it matter...

    Did you add up the visas issued in Indian?





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  • dpp
    12-02 03:44 PM
    Hello - I just recd. the TRANSFER NOTICE for me & my wife's 485 case stating that the case has been transferred to USCIS-NBC, PO Box 648005, Lee's Summit, MO 64064. We had filed for AOS in July 2007 and my priority date for is April 2006 (EB-2).

    I would appreciate it if somebody can please shed some light on what this means for us. What are the implications for us.? Will the case be transferred to the local office.? Should i start to gather documents for a interview.

    Would appreciate any advice i can get. Thank you!

    Same thing happened to me as well yesterday. Mine is also EB2 April 2006 PD.





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  • nixone
    09-18 05:59 PM
    Two IDIOTS gave me red dots and these comments:

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    H-1B and working overtime 08-21-2008 11:31 PM ask the doctors who work more than 80 hrs a week

    H-1B and working overtime 08-21-2008 09:58 PM Who gave youa H1 Visa, you dumbo?
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    I do not understand what was wrong with my question here. I did not know there are idiots roam around this forum and give people RED DOT for no reason. I wish there is a way to know who gave those dots and comments. Get a life you idiots.





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  • qualified_trash
    07-07 01:09 PM
    Investing in a company -> Yes (shareholder)

    Own a company -> No

    On H1b, you are not even supposed to make money via Google Adsense. Even if the money is diverted to your home country you have to quote these earnings on your taxes. H1b visa holder has to quote his/her worldwide income and its unclear if your income in your home country is taxed here be it Adsense income or a business.

    No wonder many entrepreneurial ideas either die or are taking roots in Korea, India or China!

    This has been my research on the internet and is not from a legal advisor.

    Could you tell me what the difference is between owning a company and being a shareholder? :-))

    Jokes apart, you can definitely own a company on an H1. You CANNOT work for it unless you file a H1 for yourself through your own company.



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  • Leo07
    10-05 06:32 PM
    I'm sure bluekayal's comment was a light hearted and please take it as such. Let's not hijack the thread any further. ( I understand my post is also a hijack:))

    bluekayal, Thank you for all your efforts. I can see you are a serious IV member and this is just a off handed remark.





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  • martinvisalaw
    04-02 01:18 PM
    As other posters have said, your wife should file her H-4 extension ASAP, requesting a backdated (nunc pro tunc) approval. I have done a number of similar cases and had them approved, but this is no guarantee that your wife's would be approved. She does need to explain the delay in filing, and be prepared to leave the US if there is no decision on her extension by about mid-July.



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  • smisachu
    09-12 05:00 PM
    This is getting hilarious! Billa, Ranga...Whoz next? Rowdy Ranganna?:D

    Come to DC or we will send "Churi Chikkanna" after you...LOL





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  • ski_dude12
    02-22 07:21 PM
    Did you inform USCIS that you are changing jobs using EAD and invoking AC21?



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  • satyab7
    04-07 06:16 PM
    What if VISA is not given .. can you come back?





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  • smerchas
    03-18 09:53 PM
    Hi Stirfries

    I have asked about whether I need to wait for the AP, but my lawyers have said I have to wait until the fingerprinting is done and I have the travel document before I leave..!!! Maybe I need to ring the immigration department again and confirm once again. I keep getting different information from different people..!!

    Thanks for your response, there might be light at the end of the tunnel..!!!



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  • s416504
    08-29 02:52 PM
    So far 95 Voted. 77% says No update





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  • bbenhill
    03-05 06:30 PM
    btw her location will be @ Portland, Oregon.

    Regards


    Hi,

    My sister in law will come to US using H4 visa, the problem is the health insurance does not want to cover her pregnancy since the pregnancy is already 6 months.

    Any idea how to get insurance for her ?

    Really appreciate your help ..

    Regards.



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  • bfadlia
    07-19 02:20 PM
    my wife is pregnant and we told the civil surgeon she tested +ve in the TB test two years ago. He decided he'll indicate that in his report and he won't ask her to do the TB test, x-rays and some vaccinations, said we can do them after she gives birth and USCIS will have no problem with that.

    Is he being optimistic / interpretting rules loosely?

    Thanks.





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  • cox
    October 22nd, 2005, 12:05 AM
    There have been some E coast meets at Indy, but as far as I know, no W coast. QJ and I have threatened to meet here since we both live around SF Bay Area, but haven't managed it yet. I'm game for a get together, but my work schedule is hideous. :(



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  • roseball
    04-29 03:13 PM
    No, you cannot show that period as experience. Moreover, by doing so you will be saying that you have been working during that period which would be illegal while on H4.





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  • caforum2
    06-19 07:32 AM
    EAD has nothing to do with status. He is in legal status as long as his I-485 is filed and waiting to be decided by USCIS, even if his non immigrant visa expired. EAD is work permit and he can't work based on EAD filing but only on approved ead.



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  • wandmaker
    08-18 10:54 PM
    I did B.E in Computer Science Engg, 4 yrs Course.

    I have no idea why USCIS gave that reason. Actually, my company's attorney told that "USCIS denied H1B, because i don't have Computers background and am working as a Programmer Analyst".

    That's all i know at this moment. I don't know whom to trust at this point.

    When is your current I-94 expiring? If it has already expired, you need to act quick because you will be accruing unlawful presence from the date of denial. You should not have any issue w.r.t your educational background - I have seen people with textile engineering degree got their h1 and green card





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    06-22 07:25 PM
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  • skgc
    04-08 03:45 AM
    i am not a lawyer, so what i state here is from my personal experience. i have been to hawaii on an H1B 3 years ago. there was absolutely no problem anywhere. its like flying to any of the 48 mainland states. no one asked for passports anywhere ( i did not even carry it).
    I ofcourse flew to hawaii, but i have taken cruises to mexico.

    as long as the cruise ship does not touch a foreign port, you are good. check with the cruise company if they need a passport. they usually have info on what is required. before entering the ship, your papers are checked and if there is something needed for immigration when you return(like from mexico), they wont let you in until you show them the documents.

    since you are boarding from US, visiting an US state, coming back to US, there should be no problem.

    -sk





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    06-18 07:12 PM
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    eadguru
    10-31 08:19 AM
    Query on Advance Parol. Send Clear Copies of Passports and I 94 Cards.
    Question? Does I need to send all I 94 Cards of each H1B and all copies of passports with all pages.

    I appreciate your suggestions..
    ----------------------------------------------------
    I-1485/131/765 Sent to TSC on 08/03/07
    (TSC -> VSC -> TSC). ND=10/17/07.

    I-485 transferred to TSC on 10/17/07
    EAD card ordered on 10/24 from VSC. Received 11/01
    AP - RFE for clear copies of PP 10/31
    No Finger Prints



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